8 Ways Female Party Animals Behave Like Actual Animals

Hell hath no fury like a hungry drunk girl. A drunk girl who wants (NEEDS) food is more dangerous then an angry dinosaur who wants her stolen egg back.
Donielle Muransky lives and writes in New York City. For now.

My Letter To Cosmopolitan Magazine

The tip I found most upsetting was “Try placing a donut on your man’s shaft. Then go down on him while slowly devouring the tasty treat.” You see, Cosmo, I have Celiac’s Disease, which means I can’t eat wheat flour, the #1 ingredient in donuts. It’s tragic to think of all the ways this negatively impacts my sex life.

Alison Griffin Vingiano is a Brooklyn based writer & comedian.
 

Ways Backpacking Can Be Gross

To this day I often inspect my underwear for creepy crawlies before making contact.

Lee Andrews is endlessly entertained by her own inner dialogue; a survival strategy formed by spending far too much time on her own abroad.

Every Video Of A Stupid Bigot Is Funny Except For This One

But the thing that makes this particular video really unfunny is the venue: The Lincoln City Council chambers. And the nearly five minutes Lincoln council members spent listening to and watching this venom drool out of Ms. Skrovota’s mouth. Without interruption.

Ben Weitzenkorn is a writer, reporter and photographer in New York City.

Commuters Anonymous

When trains are slow and people have forgotten or don’t like their books and their smartphones don’t have service, I imagine they can more readily convince themselves of their own capacity for evil.
Liz is a writer and editor based in the Bay Area.