I need a ride. I don’t have a license or a car, you see, and that constantly puts me in the position of “needing a ride.” I am like your child.
But let’s just focus on the Rudolph story. His pronounced nose makes him unsuitable for Santa’s racially-pure sled team,
The Ugly Sweater-Wearing Christmas Enthusiast – How to spot one: Typically seen wearing rayon or wool garments embroidered with: snowscapes, deer, “Frosty”-type snowmen, or giant gold bells.
You know the person you’re with is just not good enough for you but somehow that makes you feel powerful instead of shitty.
Can I find what I seek in the holidays that everyone seems to enjoy so much?