What A Girl Wants You To Think (In Case You Were Wondering About The Infrastructure Of The Female Mind)
A girl wants what she wants when she wants it.
I’m guessing you were expecting something like pace yourself, but let’s be real. There’s no coming back from a good day bender, so you might as well embrace it.
Today’s cat: adorable, yet deadly. Be afraid. Be very mildly afraid.
*Any player who says “That’s hot” while watching One Night In Paris must immediately consume three shots and then promptly go sit in a fucking corner.
12. If he identifies as a member of an art collective