1. Crab-based foods — from soup, to cakes, to dip, to burgers — that have the big-ass chunks of real jumbo meat.
8. Offer the officer a cookie. Make sure you have cookies. Also make sure they are good cookies. You can’t bribe someone with a mediocre cookie.
It’s been a year since Sandy hit the Eastern coast of the United States, but there are still plenty of volunteer opportunities to be had.
Becoming incredibly jealous of anyone who is going there on vacation, because you wish so badly that you could be going (and part of you selfishly believes that they’ll never appreciate it enough, or in the right way).