The Best Video Game Ever Made
Very few people would watch, say, Jaws, and shout out to themselves, “Jesus Christ! That huge shark is coming to kill me!” But this is what happens all the time with video games. You don’t say, “Holy shit, Mario’s gonna be crushed by a boulder!” You say, “Holy shit, a boulder!”
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Oliver has a MFA in fiction from a very expensive college, but has never published any fiction. He has written for ... 
Spam Your Mom For Mother’s Day
It’s Mother’s Day, and so it is the day to repay your mother for all of those good-natured infinitely forwarded inspirational emails she’s sent you over the years. And – lucky for us! – there’s a website that makes it fast, convenient, and fun! It’s called momspam.net.
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I am Brandon Scott Gorrell and I am pumped!!! 
On Becoming American
I was in my early twenties when I moved halfway around the world, naively thinking I could start over and integrate myself quickly since I was raised on American television, sang Britney Spears songs and ate my share of Trix (because Jerry Seinfeld said it was his favorite). I believed I was young, educated and smitten enough to make things happen…
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Shakira moved to New York from Manila in 2002 armed with a few books and a veterinary degree. She recently left ... 
These Are The Words I’ll Never Share…
There are things that make my tongue curl and my eyes spin, all because I want to say them aloud so badly. Say them to you. Strings of words that form sentences that don’t have any meaning until I write them down. Write them for you. I want you to know that up until today I never thought I’d write this.
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Needs to write to live all the lives she's got locked up in her head. In real life, she studies, works, dreams a ... 
Meat The Mass Produced Burger of the Future
In this video, Chef Dave Arnold gives us a small scale look at what the future of mass produced frozen burgers might look like. That’s right! Although this process appears time consuming, one can easily imagine it on a much grander scale, frozen and packaged (with the ketchup included!) and waiting for the next miserable bachelor with the munchies to pick it out of the cooler at the closest 7-11.
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I am Brandon Scott Gorrell and I am pumped!!! 
