Here’s why Twitter is worth $11 billion. Because every Thursday from 330-430 PM EST I do a Q&A where people ask me stuff and I answer. I answer maybe 150-200 questions in that hour or so each week.
Apparently, The Post required not one, but the combined efforts of two journalists to write this hackneyed and generally useless 459-word article, which centers around the school I attended for the first 18 years of my life, Horace Mann
Remember that first time you busted out an iPhone? It was like upgrading from a rusted ’87 LeSabre to a minted Porsche 911 Carerra. But then two weeks later, you crashed that Porsche by dropping it in the toilet?
While I would be the first to picket the closing of an abortion clinic, donate to a domestic violence shelter, or get out and vote for local politicians who align with pro-woman politics, I simply do not care about a Robin Thicke song. I simply do not have time to worry about whether or not a sitcom is portraying a housewife in a shallow way.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Abraham Lincoln it’s that you can’t come to terms with bastards who want to take over your country. You have to make a choice and drive them into the sea.