No one “accidentally” puts it in the butt. No one. Not even you. You’re not magic. Stop trying it.
How many friends you have. One is enough. A hundred is enough. And there is no need to falsely upgrade acquaintances to “friend” status in your mind simply to fill out the ranks. A true friend is rare, and we don’t need to make it a competition for who has the most.
People are comparing the show to The Devil’s Wear Prada.
The experience of feeling death, of seeing it approach, and then at the last minute retreat, is not easily shaken.