I should just man up and take the pregnancy test but, alas, I can’t.
That’s the quote that hit my Twitter feed today…
10. The only people you know who wear more shades of pink, yellow, and other pastels than the girls in your sorority are your male friends.
“To Everyone: Why do you think that it is okay to ask and/or guess what kind of Asian I am?”
The entire kitchen floor of a well-known five star restaurant in NYC was covered by swarming rats. More on that in a second. Every five years all the science textbooks in school have to be thrown out.