You avoid romantic comedies like the plague because you don’t want to have to deal with the two main characters having a happy ending (and are prone to cursing at the screen).
I have the dance moves of Ellen DeGeneres – which are amazing and fantastic for Ellen, but the majority of the club isn’t impressed by a young brotha playfully dancing in crowds and over tables.
No kid has ever declared the words, “Oooh, look – they’ve got prefinished plywood!”
We share a name, a city, and career goals. After sporadically talking online for five years, we finally decided to meet.
You basically scar this person for the rest of their life, and turn them into the kind of human being whose natural response to a moment of suspicion is to go through every text message their partner has sent or received in the last six months.