Armed with this information, I contact an inmate. Pouring through hundreds of profiles, I find 27-year-old Derek, who shares my age. Derek is incarcerated for a string of drunk driving offenses; a crime a few of my friends could easily serve time for.
“I never underestimated myself. And I never saw anything wrong with ambition.”
But you’ve succeeded. You’ve won.
I’m thankful that none of them accepted my love, because they would’ve just thrown it away.
To know that silk and a thin, 100% cotton are a heine’s friend is to be a living, breathing, sentient being. What requires greater effort is to seek out those lesser-known materials – those that aren’t readily and typically fashioned into panties – that are equally as soft to the tushy touch.