The Things You Can Expect When I Fall In Love With You
You can expect spending a lot of days in bed and ignoring people’s phone calls. I’m really into going off the grid and getting high on each other for nine hours. Has anyone noticed that when you spend all day in bed with a lover, it feels like a drug binge?
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If I Went to NYU
On my first night, after freshman orientation, I’d start a cassette-only record label with the American Apparel model down the hall. We’d release dubstep remixes of witch house songs and make out in front of popular party photographers. We’d break up after she cheats on me with Ezra Koenig, and then I’d write a 20,000 word blog post calling Vampire Weekend our generation’s Boston.
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Daniel is a 20-year-old college student. He will soon, unfortunately, not be a college student. He's written for ... 
What The Person Interviewing You For A Job Says And What They Actually Mean
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
The right answer is at this company, functioning as an indispensable member of our team. You won’t want to be that after five minutes of working here, let alone five years; but play along.
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
Some Questionable Facts About Portland
Have you guys ever heard of a band called, Tampon Bicycle Murders? They’re intense. I couldn’t really find a legitimate Myspace page for them or anything but there was just this one kind of shady “zine” from 1998 that briefly mentioned them as “Portland’s next big all-female punk band.”
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Karim Kazemi (b. 1996) is a teenage boy and future proprietor of a jetpack.
I Just Broke Up With My Partner Of Five Years
I have to reprogram my life from ‘we’ to ‘I’. It’s weird to think when I tell my kids about my early 20s, I probably will just ramble on about all the things I did even though it’s really all the things we did. But once that painful extraction begins there is simply no return.
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Colette currently resides in Paris with her lover, three cats and one small dog.
