I try their answers on for size, which inevitably do not fit, but give me perspective on what would.
4. The fact that you are sort of bougie now.
We know you’re just worried about us. Or you’re just trying to make conversation. But please avoid the following for the sake of our sanity. We love you. But let’s not. 1.
Like Christmas morning. Like the 4-year-old me trying to fight sleep the night before just to catch a glimpse of Santa. Like waking up at 7am running to the tree to see the presents underneath.