Irony is that way of living that allows us to walk in the finite and the infinite at the same time, to be absolutely interested in the quotidian while being absolutely interested in the great indifferent cosmos.
I was so fixated on having roots, of being tied to somewhere, that I prevented myself from accomplishing the one thing I actually wanted, which was having a home.
Their next partner looks pretty much exactly like you.
Do you ever ask yourself, “Gee, how can I become friends with a group of mean terrible people? All of my friends are just so nice and love me for who I am, and it’s totally boring! I would love some sociopaths to brighten up my otherwise healthy social life, you know?”
Riddle time: What’s the only thing sexier than Ryan Gosling? Trader Joe’s, the sexiest place on earth. America, I have decided to marry Trader Joe.