Everyone is late. Likewise, everyone knows that providing a small excuse as a white lie can be a great way to avoid hurting someone’s feelings.
2. “I just want you to know, you’re ENORMOUS…”
1. Stop believing your BS.
Heroin is no longer a drug cordoned off for the poor, street-living night-dwellers
These days, the sexual bases are starting to look less like a diamond and more like a convoluted maze of Tinder rejections, vodka-Redbull cocktails, and morning-after bedbug paranoia.