12. I love a girl that blushes.
My dog is a being with a brain that is extremely different from a human brain. But that doesn’t deter me from wishing that I could embrace the same carefree, endless, solid joy that my dog exudes on a daily basis.
“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
This one is sick. Do not read if you’re easily grossed-out.
When you are out in the dating scene, consider the idea that it may be a more technical and economical endeavor than you may think.