My name is Chris Davis. Now, while most 13-year-old kids are out playing and having a good time, I’m in the office of some psychiatrist. Apparently my mother doesn’t think seeing things that aren’t there is normal. An over-imaginative child isn’t a title she thinks is suitable for me. I would much rather be labeled over-imaginative than crazy, not that my opinions matter to her.
When I grew up, all I knew about my birth family came to me in the form of a small box.
1. You and your friends always hangout at the same places. You’re either at that one coffee shop, that one bar, or your apartment, and you’re there so frequently that you basically have your own seating arrangements.
Keep a jar in your apartment for all spare change and call it your “Travel Funds.” Best case scenario: Nickels and dimes magically transform into tickets to Iceland. Worst case scenario: You can piss off your landlord by paying rent with pennies.
You talk very fast. Mostly because your mouth can never seem to keep up with your brain.