“IT’S OKAY! YOU CAN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!”
If you’re on Twitter, you know who Rob Delaney (@RobDelaney) is. If you’re not on Twitter, you probably have a stable home life and a loving family without need for constant validation and attention. I’m on Twitter.
I get what you’re trying to do. I also get that we both know it’s not working. Yet here we are.
“Woah… So, my dad could have came here and cheated on my mom?” I say.
It’s no secret that an apartment inhabited by young males is one of the scarier places on earth.