5 Things I Will Never Do On The Internet

Never say never (by Brandy) but as of this moment, I have yet to actually use a website like OkCupid to go on a date. Why? Because I’m weird and old-fashioned and want to meet someone while fighting over the last banana at a grocery store. Don’t judge!

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Top 5 Hangovers Likely To End Up In Projectile Vomiting

Brunch with five people – your parents, your aunt, your grandfather and his friend from church – and for some reason you’ve ordered a Nova Scotia benedict: The sights and smells of the high fat, high carb piles of meat that show up on your table. The constant churning of your stomach. The knowledge that if any of the food in front of you even comes close to your mouth you’re going to lose it…

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Nostalgia Or Nostalg-ugh? The Mighty Ducks

The film was far from a classic, but you’d be hard pressed to find anyone age 23-30 who doesn’t have fond memories of the Disney film that spawned an actual NHL team. I recently revisited The Mighty Ducks to see whether it stands the test of time.

Josh Gondelman is a writer and comedian who incubated in Boston before moving to New York City. His writing has been ...

All The Blogger Domains I’ve Ever Had

A comprehensive list of Blogger domains I’ve collected over the years, compiled for posterity.

Joe wants to be a professor when he grows up because it seems like a pretty cool job. He lives in Manhattan, the ...

The Different Types Of Cigarette Smokers There Are

The Chainsmoker is equal parts gross and impressive. They’re that person who lights their next cigarette with the cherry of their last one. They’re the person you don’t even bother asking, “Didn’t you just have one?”

Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ...
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