The red carpet at the annual AVN porn awards is in full swing, even though it looks like a stage still being set. For some reason I’d imagined such an event would take place outdoors: porno-queens gliding by in glittering dresses waving as trade journalists snap photos amidst some palm tree studded backdrop.
Curiosity and boredom, a deadly combination, got the best of me, so with the help of a girl friend I borrowed her phone, signed into her Tinder account, right swipe, right swipe and had myself a few conversations using nothing but quotes from the Fifty Shades trilogy.
1. Napoleon Dynamite. Even right after it came out, when everyone was in love with it, I thought it sucked.
With Valentine’s in full swing, the ‘date ideas’ posts are frolicking and plaguing your newsfeed like never before.