Brief Letters To My Mom
Why’d you leave me with your crazy sister when you went into labor? She let me drink orange juice and milk at the same time and I threw up everywhere, now I’m scared. Come back soon.
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Some Pick Up Lines I Have Used And Their Effectiveness On A Scale Of One To Love
What you are about to learn is in no capacity educational, nor will it help you pick up members of the opposite sex. The only thing to be taken away from the following is that I am hopeless with men. I guess, in one sense, you might find this exegesis helpful, insofar as you let it serve as a warning or A Guide To Things You Should Never Say To People You Want To Sleep With.
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5 Boys Who Told Me They’d Love Me Forever, Who Don’t Talk To Me Anymore
We met at a book-nerd summer camp in Connecticut. He was from Spain (‘Thpain’), handsome, and at 13, I thought he looked like he was twenty. Wrote forced-rhyme poems about beautiful Spanish girls and asked for my feedback. I took this as rejection…
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Jennifer is almost a grown-up but she still wants to take over the
world. Her hair is always messy and her ... 
Suggested Titles For The Next Book In The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Series
Ignoring the fact that the author is no longer living, I’m pretty sure one of these titles will follow The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest.
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Ben Kassoy has coauthored two books of humorous nonfiction and recently completed a series of six children's books. ... 
If My Online Dating Profile Told The Truth
I’ve had the same OkCupid profile for the past four years. I swap out the photographs occasionally and tweak the content every so often, just to keep it fresh, but for the most part it’s the same profile I’ve had since I joined the site in 2007. I, however, am not the same person. This is an exercise in self-preservation…
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