You see, Dad, a break-up date is self-explanatory. It’s s a date. Where you break up.
I find it impossible to diagnose when I became so addicted to puns. In the seventh grade I bought a bracelet that said “peas on earth” with the image of legumes holding hands around a globe.
Would you agree with me when I say, “There is a bigger picture why you can’t let go of your dreams.” Specially with the ladies, when you see yourself brighter, and that you are more than willing to sacrifice what…
“You’re lucky that I’m a nice guy or I would have left you.
If you’re at the table and your aunt is screaming about utensils, an uncle is trying to enlist you in the local chapter of the Tea Party, small cousins are running around screaming, and your dad is asleep on the couch, there’s nothing you can do here except minimize your focus so as to not become overwhelmed.