How To Never Get Over Your Ex
Watch time pass and nothing changes. Start to get nervous and feel like you’re running behind on your grieving process. You shouldn’t still be seeing their face in the clouds or feeling nauseous when drive past their house. Start to panic.
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Gerard Depardieu Urinates In Aisle Of Packed French Flight
Depardieu began shouting, “I want to piss! I want to piss!” in front of the crowded passengers. In her attempts to assuage the actor, according to one passenger, the air hostess informed him, gently, “I’m sorry, sir, the facilities are locked, there is nothing I can do to help you right now.”
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
Four Ways To Avoid Being A Horrible Roommate
The basics are great, but they’re not everything. Here are four simple tips to avoid being labeled and forever known as an “asshole roommate.” Let me preface these tips by saying that I’m not the best roommate, but I’ve had enough bad ones to have learned some things…
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Tyler Gillespie lives in Florida where he is an intern at Ampersand Books. His writing has appeared in various ... 
Life Has No Boundaries
I couldn’t be sure, but I felt like I’d spend the rest of my life with her. Rounded bottom, eyes bruised by lack of sleep. She thought in a linear but beautiful way. She saw consequences and never alluded to mysterious objects, places or feelings of the past—things I could interpret ambiguously. I enjoyed her enthusiasm for life. Her willingness to speak her mind, belong to my heart.
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Four things:
1) Robert only listens to Snow Patrol while he writes.
2) He is paranoid about smell.
3) ... 
The Oldest Narrative
This is the oldest narrative. One loves one while he or she loves the other. I’ve always felt that it’s clichéd to write about love, be it unrequited love or contented love. The topic has seemingly been exhausted. It’s been written countless times in countless iterations. But isn’t that the point? This is universal.
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Tereza studies math and trees and is trying to figure out the comparative merits of function and form. Send her ... 
