A Humble Request For The Grammar Nazis

I will freely admit, I try my best to use proper spelling and grammar on the internet, even in the fetid swamp waters of comment forums. I like to, in general, feel as though I’m writing in a generally articulate way. However, it should be stated that doing so does not, by any means, make me smart.

Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds.

An Open Letter To Family Members On Facebook

Family members, please try to empathize: Shifting from a college-students-only Facebook to the relatively unfettered virtual commons it has become today is like bringing your grandmother and little brother to a really great dance party with a lot of really good-looking peers; you do not get the best of both worlds, you get neither world.

He lives in Philadelphia with ~13-18 people at the Ox warehouse space, which welcomes short-to-long-term visits ...
 

The 5 Stages Of Moving In With Your Boyfriend

Why on earth does one person own four different toothbrushes, all of which need to be replaced? Why are there quarters and dimes and nickels and pennies on the floor, in the cupboards and behind the toilet? Why doesn’t that half-eaten melted sticky tub of ice cream sitting on the kitchen counter bother him as much as it bothers you?

Her boyfriend is hot. She thinks boy names for girls are cool and she collects Got Milk advertisements. You should ...

In Defense Of Period Sex

And I know, guy, that you don’t get your period (although sometimes you’re as annoyingly moody as if you did), so let me lay it down for you in a way you can understand. See, blood does not spray out of a woman’s vagina in a heavy stream when she’s got her period. Her vagina is not an open tap.

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How to Move Out of Your Last College Apartment

Now you’ve graduated, summer’s over, and it’s time to move into your first post-grad apartment. Whether it’s across the country or to the cheaper neighborhood six blocks away, you’re hit with the realization that in this place, it’s not going to be as socially acceptable to wake up on Sunday morning with spaghetti in your hair and that guy from your Social Theory class under your bed.

She currently resides there, where by day she works a 9-to-5, and by night she competes in the vicious world of ...
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