32. Wake up when your alarm goes off without snoozing for 5 hours, especially if you have roommates.
And if I want to try being a waitress for the sheer fact that I think the work that gets you knee-deep in the human experience is more important than work that pays you well, and you want to dub me an idiot for that because I don’t have to do it, then so be it.
Due to the lack of distraction during a quiet, boring summer night, I ask myself, what do I want?
I watch a lot of tortoise sex youtube clips. I think their grunting is hilarious. I also have illustrated it in series of watercolor paintings…