Why I Hate Shopping
I would often be reprimanded for “not pushing hard enough” or being honest about it when a boot a woman was trying on made her look as though she was punishing her upper calf for war crimes. Commission is the devil.
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
11 Brutally Honest Pick Up Lines
I’ve been rejected twice in this bar already and you’re kind of my last resort. When I walked in here, I saw you and thought to myself, “I’ll take them home if there is absolutely no one else.” So… your place or mine?!
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I write and edit Thought Catalog. I'm a brat. Send me fun things at ryan@thoughtcatalog.com 
5 Gadgets That Should Be Invented For 20-Somethings
The Refrigerator Analyzer™ is a hand-held tablet that uses next-generation smart technology to analyze the contents of one’s refrigerator, level of hunger, and general state of emotions to suggest what possible meal — if any — could be produced from the contents of the user’s refrigerator…
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I am Brandon Scott Gorrell and I am pumped!!! 
Oscars To Be Hosted By A Redbox Machine
Many are wondering whether the DVD vending machine will be up to the task, but CEO Paul Davis has no such worries. “The Redbox kiosk has bright graphics, a touch screen display, and a broad selection of titles. That’s a lot of talent.”
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Chason Gordon is a writer whose work has appeared in Nerve, City Arts Magazine, Seattle Weekly, and The Capitol Hill ... 
How To Conquer A Stranger
Be acutely aware of your gestures and positioning as you reach [object.] Exaggerate them. Act drunker and a little vulnerable. Try to look like you’re not trying. Try harder. Gauge what it’s looking for — it could be a condescending remark about the party/venue or a rowdy yell displaying your engagement.
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Louis Scuderi studies economics at St. Lawrence
University. He can be contacted at ljs102(at)gmail(dot)com.
