How To Stop Caring So Much
Think about all the clothes you lent out to friends and never got back. Think about all the times you put in extra for lunch because everyone knew they could get away with paying less. No one’s getting away with anything anymore. You’ll see to that.
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Laziness Is The Greatest Virtue
But then you think, eh, I don’t really feel like dragging myself all the way across town, and besides, I could spend all night Skyping, watching so many stolen movies, and taking pictures of myself drinking out of a big glass of wine. And then you do it, and it’s the most awesome night in recent memory, and your checking account doesn’t look like someone napalmed it the next morning.
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
Open Letter To Anyone Planning A Bank Heist
My name is Josh Gondelman. I am not a violent person, and I am generally very law-abiding. I’ve never been skydiving, and I don’t like scary movies. That said, if you are planning a bank heist in the near future, I would really love to be a part of it.
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How To Tell When You’re Falling In Love
You become a morning person, or a night owl, or a combination of the two, if only to extend the time you get to spend with this person.
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William Henderson lives in Boston where he lives with his children, Avery and Aurora; muses about love and ... 
I Hate It When People Change
I hate it when people change. I hate it when someone is exactly like you and then slowly morphs into a stranger. It can be because of big life changes like becoming a born again Christian or a cumulation of little things.
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