This is a collection of relevant death and stress scenarios, breakdowns of their spatial difficulties and potential for unwanted interaction/ harm.
A relatively small sampling of the many different types of girls who like girls you can expect to encounter in gay bars nationwide. If you don’t come across any of these, you are clearly not at a gay bar.
When you sleep with a virgin, you’re giving them much more than five minutes of pain and half an orgasm. Your name will forever hold meaning to them. It doesn’t matter if it lasted for two minutes in the bathroom, they’re going to remember you forever.
Remember that you’re an individual; that your personal success matters. Have something other than ‘Really awesome girlfriend! :D’ on your resume. Take pride in something.
“Do you have any ideaaaaaa how stupidddd it makes you lookkkkkk when you writeeee like thisssss? It reads like some feminine combination of Drunk Jeff Goldblum and Parseltongue.”