18. Being broke. Someone has to be, right? Hooray, capitalism!
Then, after delivered dinner, I drink six Red Bulls, and it’s back to another Serious Work Time to actually get some stuff done. That usually lasts until midnight, and then it’s asphyxiation time!
Here are some reasons April is the best month to have your birthday.
You might need to race me and win. You might need to stop me before I slip off and disappear.