An Open Letter To The Outdoor Community Theater Back Home…

Let me refresh your memory, because I assume my headshot is nowhere to be found in the theater anymore: you decided you wanted to put on a production of Thoroughly Modern Millie and needed two Asian guys to play Chinese-speaking henchmen. I was performing a bit in college and was talked into auditioning by a friend of mine.

A graduate of Rutgers, he enjoys college football, chicken noodle soup and argyle socks. He currently lives in ...

Sweet Nothings From The Spam Box

Like the meat product from which it gets the name, spam is a special sort of deception. The promise sounds great: it’s easy, it knows us inside and out, all we could ever possibly desire is right there within the particulars of its offer. Spam knows how complicated my life is most of the time and has made it simple for me.

Daly studies Race, Space + Visual Culture at NYU’s Gallatin school. She is a member of MAKESHIFT COLLECTIVE, for ...
 

A Letter To The Guy I Made Out With Who Secretly Had A Boyfriend

You wore basketball shorts and a white t-shirt and I remember being O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D with that look. Your vibe was so “I’m leaving the GF at home while I get my David Gest on!” and I was definitely picking up what you were putting down.

I write and edit Thought Catalog. I'm a brat. Send me fun things at ryan@thoughtcatalog.com

Chicago From A First-Timer’s Perspective

In New York, I often find myself playing Tag. By that, I mean I see something I like, peep the price tag, then run away. In Chicago, I looked at a tag and was like, “I’ll take two, please wrap them so that I can present myself with a gift-like reward for being awesome at shopping.”

Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ...

The First Time You Say “I Love You”

Is there anything more torturous than the first “I love you” in the context of a relationship? I mean, I’ve never done anal, so I can’t be entirely sure. Nevertheless, when you realize you’re in love with the person you’ve been dating, not only do you have a Jekyll and Hyde style fight to not flip the crazy switch, your life also begins to resemble a violent and strategic war game (at this point COD aficionados may rejoice), usually against no one but yourself.

Kate George is the Managing Editor at Portable.tv. Lives like Die Hard but with a Katy Perry vibe. Follow her on ...
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