I grew superstitions watching the tournament. If a game didn’t render into higher quality fast enough, I’d close and re-open the window only to find the same conditions. I timed my jump to other games before commercials started. I muted the game before commercials started and surfed to other websites. These are, perhaps, the first signs of extreme detachment from the outside world.
4. It’s not a hickey, it’s a tattoo… of a hickey.
People don’t realize that all gay people want to do is live their life without being constantly made to feel like they’re gay first and a person second. Like, am I supposed to feel grateful to someone for being a decent human being? What’s the correct response here?
“Cameron has never been known for his dialogue, but Titanic carries some stinkers that wouldn’t make the final draft of a Days of Our Lives script.”