Fragrances For Twenty-Somethings
Desperate Diva is the perfect fragrance for the twentysomething gal on the go! Whether she’s doing a walk of a shame in the harsh sunlight of a Sunday morning or eating her weight in Nutella on top of five issues of Cosmo, she never goes anywhere without a spritz of this lovely perfume!
What Your Favorite ’90s Cartoon Says About You
You didn’t know it at the time, but you were in for a lifetime of being friendzoned and wearing Dockers. If you identified with Doug, you probably got relatively good grades and definitely weren’t a first-round draft pick for kickball.
A Letter Of Immature Advice For My Sister, Who Moved Away And Lives Alone
A few weeks ago, my younger sister’s educational pursuits caused her to move from our parents’ house in our hometown to live alone in a new one. She asked me how I initially dealt and still deal with this dynamic, so I wrote her this letter.
Notes For The Post-Gentrification Do The Right Thing II: Do The White Thing
With a can-do attitude and some laughs along the way, they attempt to acclimate to the neighborhood by drinking Olde English on their stoop and greeting the neighbors who pass by. In a nod to the original, they blast “Fight the Power” from their Harman/ Kardon Soundsticks III while pre-gaming for nights out in more gentrified areas.
Poetry, Pt. 1: A Reduction Of Nantucket
Many people write characters into storylines eager to drive a plot. Far too often these attempts produce sequences that become cumbersome and unavoidably plural. Did you see ‘Primer?’ Don’t get me wrong, that was a really good movie… but still. These storylines (lots of crap) are better defined in the term Plots.
