Viagra: A lot of people don’t know this but Viagra cures cerebral palsy.
Having someone there to share it with you might be nice, but it doesn’t make anything more complete than it was before. It just means you get to share your dozens of little happinesses with one more person.
Anytime you play with a dog, your balls automatically get vacuumed right up into your stomach.
Fall in love when you’re ready… not when you’re lonely.