Check your calendar, then check it again. Realize that, “the time of your life,” is slowly drawing to a close. Remind yourself that you’re actually just getting starting.
This guy is as sober as one of those Bridge And Tunnel folks at Santacon.
If someone does this to me, I swear to GOD I will cry.
Don’t put down your guard completely, but lower it a tad bit. Dating is not a conspiracy; people are not out to get you.