An Interview With The Year 2012
You know how much crap I’ve gotten for being 2012? When I was chosen to be this year, all the other years were snickering and taunting me, saying things like, “Oh, good luck with being 2012! That’ll be a real blast!” But it’s BS! Do you even know how much opium the Mayans smoked? Jesus…
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Extremely Loud And Incredibly Coldplay
If you asked my mother, she’d say she was first and foremost a crusader for fundamentalist Christianity (a belief system believed so necessary to society that it required her constant defense), but I don’t believe that was ever really the case…
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Jack Cazir is definitely not one of those people who moves to Brooklyn to attend an MFA program and then ... 
Who You Used To Be
Memorizing the lyrics to a song used to be an accomplishment, just like writing your name without inversing any of the letters. Tying a shoe. Walking three steps. Reciting the alphabet.
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
How I Gave A Semi-Famous Person’s Pet Away
Sarah McLachlan had a pet rabbit named Mr. Buns that she’d found hopping down the street one day and somehow managed to capture. I say “somehow” because he was not the nicest critter.
Jamie Peck is a contributing editor at 
I Will Never Sing Aloud My Favorite Song Of 2011
Maybe I like this song so much because I don’t have any money. I am pretty broke. I owe more money in student loans than I will make in 10 to 20 years. I will never rob anyone no matter how broke I am, but I think it’s still okay for me to appreciate raw, extreme, and brutal (artistic) assessments of criminalistic money-making.
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Elliott lives in West Philadelphia and writes for various publications, mostly about music. Sometimes he Tweets.
