Benito Mussolini said it best — “The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.” Look no further then the two main architects of Christendom: Jesus Christ and Saint Paul.
There were no high expectations in danger of being deflated after seeing Jason Biggs put his dong in a pastry. That day, I became a realist.
Else, if thou wilt not let my people go, behold, I will send swarms of spam mail upon thy email, and upon thy friends’ email, and upon thy people’s email, and into thy cellular devices: and the inboxes of the Egyptians shall be full of swarms of daily deals, chain letters, and also pornography.
Had a rough day at work? Ale will help release the stress. Nervous on a first date? Lager will help ease the nerves. Cut your hand on a power tool? Stout will help stop the pain and bleeding (not 100% on the bleeding). It’s the long lost friend we finally found.