Things I Would Do Differently If I Were A Teenager Again
I cringe when I think about how awful I was to my parents. How did they survive my cruelty? Here I was, the perfect little angel for 13 years, and then all of a sudden I’m living la vida Damien from The Omen.
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Wife Material, Vol. 2: Rihanna
I imagine when aliens land on Planet Earth, the first thing that will happen is they’ll hear “We Found Love” blaring from someone’s car speakers. GREAT introduction to our world.
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Gaby Dunn is a writer, journalist and comedian in New York City.
She is an editor at Thought Catalog and a ... 
4 Types Of People I Really Don’t Like
As soon as the flash went off, everyone raced to the camera to make sure they way they were posing didn’t accentuate their double chins and bad-sides and then insisted on deleting that one and taking another.
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Stephanie is a full-time student and part-time dreamer living in Chicago. She constantly gets asked if she wrote ... 
10 Lies Nickelodeon Told Me
From dawn until dusk, the kids of that show just ran around what appeared to be Harlem, or one of Brooklyn’s less artisan cheese shop-filled neighborhoods, with complete impunity.
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
I Just Drank Coffee For The First Time
But now, I am a coffee drinker. Now I can. I can join the cool kids at trendy coffeehouses. I can start listening to Elliott Smith and Ingrid Michaelson. Perhaps date a graphic designer. The possibilities excite me. ?
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Robert Wohner is a writer from Queens, New York. He blogs at humpbackeye.wordpress.com.
He is the creator of ... 
