The One About Conversations We Keep Having
Like the show Friends, many human conversations have earned syndication deals in the last few years. That means that, like the show Friends they re-run over and over again, and they are so pervasive they’re seemingly everywhere, all the time.
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Laura Jayne Martin is a writer living in New York City. Her work has been featured on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, ... 
How To Sleep On The New York City Subway
Your journey will not begin until you swipe your Metrocard and enter the system. Stall as long as possible above ground. Remember, once you’re in the system, you won’t come out.
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Robert Wohner is a writer from Queens, New York. He blogs at humpbackeye.wordpress.com.
He is the creator of ... 
A Perfect Circle: How Pizza Can Save Our Country
In these turbulent times, we Americans need a unifying force to guide our country into the future. We’ve tried Democrats. We’ve experimented with Republicans. We need a new solution. Something drastic. For the challenges of today’s society, I propose we turn to pizza.
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Josh Gondelman is a writer and comedian who incubated in Boston before moving to New York City. His writing has been ... 
Thanos’ OKCupid Profile
Hopefully, once I murder every living thing in existence, the female manifestation of Death might finally show me some affection. I’m also thinking about going back to grad school to get my PhD.
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Brad Pike is a writer and performer in Chicago. His writing has been featured on The Sixth Wall, Thought Catalog, The ... 
This Summer Will Be Different
No more baby-oiled skin. No more sprinklers. No more hopscotch, no jump rope, no dampened, oversized beach towels slung over the backseats of cars. More worry over bodies in swimsuits and what’s see-through and what’s padded and what’s you never conceived of in summers past.
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
