Didn’t you wish Ms. Frizzle could have been your elementary school teacher? I sure did.
Why are people so afraid to just say what it is they actually want?
A month and a half later I flew out to New York.
You’ve bought shots for your best friend’s teenage sister, OR she’s like 40 and totally DTF.
People rarely, if ever, assume I’m queer when they look at me. Even for other queer people, my queerness isn’t usually perceptible. It’s hard to detect through the projected aura of my French manicure.