I Hate Your Dog
And now you laugh, you laugh at how your animal has drenched me in its fluid. How hilarious. I’ll laugh too: ha ha ha, it’s so adorable how your dog lunged at me, invaded my personal space, and then washed my glorious visage in smelly dumpster juice. Laughing at a violation of my dignity is a great way to nourish our relationship for years to come, you species defector.
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Playing Joe’s “I Wanna Know.” It’s 2012 in case you lost track of time.
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People who are obsessed with their leftovers.
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He said, how much coffee do you drink a day? I laughed in his face.
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