And now you laugh, you laugh at how your animal has drenched me in its fluid. How hilarious. I’ll laugh too: ha ha ha, it’s so adorable how your dog lunged at me, invaded my personal space, and then washed my glorious visage in smelly dumpster juice. Laughing at a violation of my dignity is a great way to nourish our relationship for years to come, you species defector.
Tobias is an albino black man.
Playing Joe’s “I Wanna Know.” It’s 2012 in case you lost track of time.
He said, how much coffee do you drink a day? I laughed in his face.