Could You Just Please Leave Me Alone Today, Please?
Who knows what it means that I feel so alienated and inside myself that the thought of humoring someone else’s presence makes me feel like a cat being forced into a bathtub? Who knows what that says about my relationship with the person I’m dating? Does it mean we’re not right for each other? Or does it mean I have issues?
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January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, ... 
My Drinking Resume
Endured the company of terrible people without throwing my drink on them.
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
A Professional Golfer Explains His Choice Of Wardrobe To A Drag Queen
Right, so let’s start with the pants. When I saw that they were somehow able to combine floral, paisley and plaid, I knew I had to have them.
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Gaby Dunn is a writer, journalist and comedian in New York City.
She is an editor at Thought Catalog and a ... 
5 Dumb Things Straight Guys Do When They’re Dating Online
In fourth grade, we often flirted by making fun of a girl on the playground because we didn’t know any better. But somewhere between the ages of 13 and 20, I’d imagine most guys learned how to flirt for real.
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Ben Breier is the brand manager at 3rd Ward, a multi-disciplinary education hub in Brooklyn, NY. His writing has ... 
I’m Doing Stand-Up At My High School Reunion
The only thing that truly matters is how I want to be judged. So, I guess I want to be judged as myself. Funny or not funny, coward or hero, I need to do this.
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Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer/comedian. In addition to Thought Catalog, he is also a contributor for ... 
