20 Alternate Titles For Savages
It’s a shorter workweek thanks to America turning one year older, and while we’re all trying to curb our hangovers and overstuffed stomachs, Hollywood is cashing in on the fact that dark, AC-cranked theaters is where we’ll all head to this weekend to cure our July 4th woes.
CELEB WATCH: Justin Bieber Likes Big Butts Now
Here he is indicating the size of butts that he enjoys.
Be My Boyfriend
I want to make this dude into my boyfriend. I want to “wife” him up, as they say in 2012. I want to be his plus one. And you know what? I think I actually have a good chance of making it happen. I have a good feeling about this.
Diary Of Diaries
There are passages in which you can nearly see my excitement coming off the page. The handwriting is hasty, and yet careful too, the letters elongated and close together, like writing about some happy incident with the man in question gave me newfound strength to somehow write both neatly and quickly.
