45 Reasons America Is The Greatest Country In The History Of Planet Earth
Deli sandwiches stacked so high as to resemble Bibles made of meat.
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
On Chanting “USA!”
This country isn’t solely defined by people whose concept of it was cemented centuries ago. This defining process is still evolving.
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Robert Wohner is a writer from Queens, New York. He blogs at humpbackeye.wordpress.com.
He is the creator of ... 
“Call Me Maybe” On Crack: A Cappella And Exponentially Layered
It’s half-grating and half-brilliant and all-makes me want to get high and watch fireworks.
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
10 Reasons To Be Excited You Live In America
The great thing about the 4th of July is that it gives you a shameless excuse to celebrate the best things about America — excessive food intake, loud noises, and flagrant laziness.
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She writes funny lists for her blog enlisted.tumblr.com as well as offensively girly articles for eHow Style. ... 
The 10 Most Disgusting Things I Ever Did While I Was A Smoker
Some idiot once told you that it was good for your plants if you put your butts into the soil, and you want a cigarette bad enough to retrieve even these molding spent cigs, turning some shade between green and blue.
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Jamie Iredell is the author of books: Prose. Poems. A Novel. and The Book of Freaks. He is married and has a kid. 
