Cormac McCarthy Attempts To Write A Seinfeld Scene
A stale brick tenement on West 72nd Street on Sunday afternoon, New York, New York. In this year nineteen ninety-six. Seinfeld with his notes at his table, the smell of his clothes priestlike, dry flesh within.
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The 10 Situations Where Duck Face Is Appropriate
The pictures were standard, the usual still shots of us laughing together like we were in an Olive Garden commercial (“Spicy Alfredo with Shrimp! Oh, what a silly order!”). But what was curious was that in every single photo, one of my friends was making the Duck Face.
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David's a student at Va Tech. He's on a soccer team that never wins.
25 Things That Are Hard To Accept In 2012
The fact that midnight is the start of a new day and it isn’t whenever you wake up.
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How To Get Over Yourself In 7 Easy Steps
You can make all of the “right” decisions and sound awesome to your parents’ judgy friends at dinner parties, or you can do what you really want and succeed or fail by your own terms.
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
A Brief Overview Of Post-Grad Partying
The intermingling of the family (Real People) and the other guests (You, or someone like You) requires, on your part, behavioral adjustments as to appease and/ or not mortify your host, the graduate.
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