So Your Friend Needs Top Secret Clearance
If your memory of this time’s shoddy, don’t say, “I can’t remember much because we were high all the time,” or if you can’t help yourself, add something about being on a mountain or airplane. She will ask how you two met, but don’t say, “Through our drug dealer.”
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Brad Pike is a writer and performer in Chicago. His writing has been featured on The Sixth Wall, Thought Catalog, The ... 
Are You Groban My Bublé?
These two are truly the dream team of talent, charm, and almost boyish humility. Can they just have a sitcom where they have to share an apartment in Manhattan and get into all kinds of crazy antics? And it’s a musical? ABC ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
9 Songs That Redeem All Boy Bands
There is something so dorky and earnest about Westlife as a group that I actually believe they never want to see me cry, treat me bad, cause me pain, etc.
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
A Complete Guide To Hating Everything
Hating women is, like, the easiest thing someone can do. SO LAZY AND UNORIGINAL. It’s practically encouraged and engrained in us at birth. Even girls drink the Kool-Aid sometimes and hate other girls!
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New Philosophies For 2012
This philosophy is mostly for when you need to find things. Like your keys. Say you’re ready to go out for a real rager of a night, but you can’t find the keys to your apartment/mom’s basement. You’re freaking out because your ride/bus is right around the corner. Take a deep breath, dude, and remember, It’s Always the Last Place You Look.
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Josh Gondelman is a writer and comedian who incubated in Boston before moving to New York City. His writing has been ... 
