She had sewed on a record-label’s logo onto her bag and she wore high leather boots with cocoa stockings and a black skirt and her breasts weren’t proportional to her head but the sweater wrapped around them tightly like cantaloupes.
Worst of all, Royal Emperor Tronald Dump has declared a prohibition on Pepsi, the country’s most cherished beverage and sole reason for continued existence. Sounds like a job for… Pepsi Jesus!
It’s a shorter workweek thanks to America turning one year older, and while we’re all trying to curb our hangovers and overstuffed stomachs, Hollywood is cashing in on the fact that dark, AC-cranked theaters is where we’ll all head to this weekend to cure our July 4th woes.
Here he is indicating the size of butts that he enjoys.
What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done? I’m pretty sure this has come up in conversations more frequently than some might be comfortable with, but I’ve never seen this discussion get so in depth until browsing this thread on Reddit.