Confessions
She had sewed on a record-label’s logo onto her bag and she wore high leather boots with cocoa stockings and a black skirt and her breasts weren’t proportional to her head but the sweater wrapped around them tightly like cantaloupes.
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Naveed is in his second year at UCLA's Political Theory PhD Program. His areas of interest include leftist thought, ... 
Michael Bay’s IMDB Filmography: 2012-2032
Worst of all, Royal Emperor Tronald Dump has declared a prohibition on Pepsi, the country’s most cherished beverage and sole reason for continued existence. Sounds like a job for… Pepsi Jesus!
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Ted Pillow's entirety can be revealed in a single sentence, but he accidentally sent us this one instead. His writing ... 
20 Alternate Titles For Savages
It’s a shorter workweek thanks to America turning one year older, and while we’re all trying to curb our hangovers and overstuffed stomachs, Hollywood is cashing in on the fact that dark, AC-cranked theaters is where we’ll all head to this weekend to cure our July 4th woes.
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Garrett Houghton is a student, writer, and lover of all things deep fried. He lives in the East Village, and has yet ... 
CELEB WATCH: Justin Bieber Likes Big Butts Now
Here he is indicating the size of butts that he enjoys.
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Oliver has a MFA in fiction from a very expensive college, but has never published any fiction. He has written for ... 
20 “Sluttiest” Things People Have Done
What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done? I’m pretty sure this has come up in conversations more frequently than some might be comfortable with, but I’ve never seen this discussion get so in depth until browsing this thread on Reddit.
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Ellen was born and raised in London but now studies English Literature at the University of Manchester, with hopes of ... 
