In the immortal words of Emeril Lagasse, “Kick it up a notch!”
Unless, of course, your goal is to follow secret option #4: stay unhappy.
How you attend the college where you end up is much more important than which college you attend. There’s an art to being a student.
In 2008, I and millions of other self described Progressives cast our votes for Barrack Obama knowing that, despite the glut of “get disappointed by someone new” memes on the internet, this time would indeed be different.