Children Are Tiny Sociopaths
I wanted to communicate how great I was. They needed to know that I was the most special, the most interesting person. I was maybe eight years old.
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Brad Pike is a writer and performer in Chicago. His writing has been featured on The Sixth Wall, Thought Catalog, The ... 
Things I Regret Eating When I’m Drunk
A few months ago, I was about to bite into this delicious bagel when, all of a sudden, I lost control of my grip and the bagel fell on the sidewalk. My first instinct was to scream and cry but I resisted because I’M A LADY. Instead, I looked around to see if anyone could see me and then scooped it right up from the dirty sidewalk.
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I write and edit Thought Catalog. I'm a brat. Send me fun things at ryan@thoughtcatalog.com 
Minutes From The Thought Catalog Weekly Editorial Meeting
I trust you’ve already collaborated with Vikram, our Managing Editor of Articles about Being Young and Living in New York City, and Harriet, our Managing Editor of Lists and Other Short Things That People Like Reading on the Internet?
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Nathan Savin Scott is a writer based in Washington, DC. He enjoys writing about music, sports, and was briefly a High ... 
What Should We Believe In?
If you’re an atheist, you might’ve read that quote and immediately thought of radical Christianity, Islam, you name it. Maybe you thought of the Tea Party or Birthers or the far, far left. But what are your strongest beliefs?
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Steph is a former editor at Thought Catalog and a current writer at Gawker Media. Her work has been featured on ... 
Why Is Makeup So Hard?
And liquid eyeliner — what absurd witchcraft is that? Whenever I see a girl who has that perfect, delicate cat-eye with the little flick up at the end, perfectly symmetrical on both sides — I want to steal her hand-eye coordination the way Usula stole Ariel’s voice.
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Chelsea Fagan is a writer living in Paris. It's less pretentious than it sounds. 
