No, I Will Not Go To The Beach With You
I’m gonna say “the beach isn’t really my thing,” and then they’re gonna ask “how can anyone not like the beach?!” with shock and dismay, as if I just told a 6 year-old that Santa doesn’t exist.
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Brian Donovan has written for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, NPR, Chappelle's Show, CNN, Fox News, Comedy Central, and ... 
Welcome To The Age Of Professionalism
But from the long view, the reality is that the United States is still one of, if not the greatest, place on earth to live. And we millennials are one of the most privileged generations ever to live
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Morgan is a writer from Los Angeles, based nowhere. He is currently riding his bike from Paris to Shanghai, doing one ... 
Adele, You Should Know Better
It’s time for you to realize that your actions have consequences. Don’t tell me that you never knew, never knew.
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Laura Jayne Martin is a writer living in New York City. Her work has been featured on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, ... 
“I Am A Toilet”: Channel Orange, Tyler, The Creator, And The Fate Of Frank Ocean
Is Tyler, The Creator dismissing the whole situation as light and humorous? Is he declaring atonement? Is he attempting nothing?
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David Cotrone is from Plymouth, MA. His writing has appeared in Fifty-Two Stories, The Rumpus, The Collagist, ... 
7 People You Can Never Trust
I’ve learned that the reason why going out to eat tastes so much more delicious than anything I’ve ever made in a kitchen is because they cover everything in butter. Why does my prize tuna steak gleam in the sunlight? Because Mrs. Butterworth stuck it between her butt cheeks before it was served to me.
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David's a student at Va Tech. He's on a soccer team that never wins.
