A Conversation With ELIZA, The Electronic Therapist
“Please tell me what’s been bothering you.”
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Oliver has a MFA in fiction from a very expensive college, but has never published any fiction. He has written for ... 
I Want To Talk To Your Ex
Is that weird? I feel like your ex has all the information I need, all the spoilers, everything that would save me grief and time and pain.
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January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, ... 
What Your Favorite Clue Murder Weapon Says About You
When confronted with a problem, you choose the simplest most straightforward solution. You’re never afraid of snapping off a door’s handle by torqueing it too hard, or spattering a person’s brains too far by assaulting them with too heavy a bludgeoning weapon.
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Josh Gondelman is a writer and comedian who incubated in Boston before moving to New York City. His writing has been ... 
Things You Can Do On A Clean Up Day
An ex-girlfriend of mine used to call the corner of my room “Jabba the Hut” because my laundry pile looked like it was about ready to become sentient and start locking people in carbonite chambers.
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Gaby Dunn is a writer, journalist and comedian in New York City.
She is an editor at Thought Catalog and a ... 
10 Steps To Falling In Love With An Older Married Woman
Never touch her. Even when meetings end and she hugs everyone, pretend to have difficulty tying your shoes or looking for your lighter. Notice the way everything you do to avoid suspicion is only raising more.
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Ben Branstetter is a 24-year-old writer living in Central Pennsylvania. He attended Milton Hershey School followed by ... 
