A Breakup Letter To Los Angeles
It’s sad to think about how much I will miss you, how I will long for us to resolve our differences and get back together, but you’ll barely notice I’ve left. I guess that’s what happens when you breakup with a city though. They go on just fine without you.
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A Pregnancy Scare
I remember the mother sighing “I guess I have to feed you,” and then offering me ham or bacon. I saw no issue publicizing my inconvenient vegetarianism to the woman who wanted me dead.
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Michael Blancato graduated from the University of Florida with degrees in English and psychology. He teaches writing ... 
Thought Monologue
Ripped straight from the week’s headlines. Sorry, headlines.
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Jonathan San works in television in New York City. He hasn't told his friends he's funny yet. He tweets.
This Is What You Get For Falling Out Of Love
When someone gives you their heart, they’re also giving you permission to destroy them. It’s never articulated but it’s understood that the possibility is always there. The second you feel yourself starting to fall out of love with someone, you’re jumpstarting the destruction and betrayal.
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What Your Internet Browser Says About You
According to the Opera website, you want loading web pages to be “really snappy.” You are the type of person that responds positively to words like “snappy.”
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Garrett Houghton is a student, writer, and lover of all things deep fried. He lives in the East Village, and has yet ... 
