Shipwrecked

We were all going to die, here, together, I thought. All of us at once. Something about that made me feel both relieved and sad.

Gaby Dunn is a writer, journalist and comedian in New York City. She is an editor at Thought Catalog and a ...

Effective Ways To Cure Your Bad Mood

You look at everything around you and only see ugliness. There’s no merit in anything. Everyone is a parasite who was sent to Earth with the sole purpose of annoying you. Can people just shut the hell up? I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANOTHER PICTURE OF YOUR DOG OR YOUR BRUNCH OR YOUR TOENAILS.

I write and edit Thought Catalog. I'm a brat. Send me fun things at ryan@thoughtcatalog.com
 

5 Text Messages That Are The Worst

i judst looive yyou n muiss u soo mucjh. Pls txct bacck PLEEASE!!1, is not the type of thing we want waking us in the middle of the night, or altering our good spirits.

Arizona based writer. Email me at Hudspeth@thoughtcatalog.com or follow on Twitter @CEHudspeth

Checklist For Being Slightly Overweight

Get nervous every time someone brings up weight because you’re still not sure what category you’re in.

Jane is a writer and a student living in New York City.

A Conversation With ELIZA, The Electronic Therapist

“Please tell me what’s been bothering you.”

Oliver has a MFA in fiction from a very expensive college, but has never published any fiction. He has written for ...
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