Shipwrecked
We were all going to die, here, together, I thought. All of us at once. Something about that made me feel both relieved and sad.
Effective Ways To Cure Your Bad Mood
You look at everything around you and only see ugliness. There’s no merit in anything. Everyone is a parasite who was sent to Earth with the sole purpose of annoying you. Can people just shut the hell up? I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANOTHER PICTURE OF YOUR DOG OR YOUR BRUNCH OR YOUR TOENAILS.
5 Text Messages That Are The Worst
i judst looive yyou n muiss u soo mucjh. Pls txct bacck PLEEASE!!1, is not the type of thing we want waking us in the middle of the night, or altering our good spirits.
Checklist For Being Slightly Overweight
Get nervous every time someone brings up weight because you’re still not sure what category you’re in.
A Conversation With ELIZA, The Electronic Therapist
“Please tell me what’s been bothering you.”
