“Because don’t make me come out there, that’s why.”
You will live for getting drinks at happy hour. In college, I was #NotClearOn the concept of happy hour. I thought it was for weird yuppies in LL Bean who didn’t know how to properly rage, but now I get it. Boy, do I get it!
“Dinosaurs on a spaceship!”
Select a person you know very well or someone you don’t know at all.
We were all going to die, here, together, I thought. All of us at once. Something about that made me feel both relieved and sad.