25 Olympic Events I Could Actually Win
The Triathlon: Saying you’re totally not going to go out, going out anyway, and proceeding to get way, way too drunk.
A Brief History Of Cats
I could always tell what kind of mood Nancy was in based on her tail and her pupils — tall and thin pupils meant she was peaceful, fat pupils meant she was distressed, thin tail and thin eyes meant she was plotting, bushy tail and big eyes meant she was out for blood. And with the other cats around, she usually was.
I Want To Be A White Girl Rapper
I broke your d in half / you broke my heart / when I think about Camp You / it makes me wanna fart.
The 10 Best Music Videos From The TRL Era
“Lady Marmalade” took four of the major pop divas of TRL and put them all together to sing a song about being a whore. It was brilliant!
